We have some

Bad News

After careful consideration, we have decided to close all stores.
This decision was not made lightly.
Please consider supporting us with one last purchase.

Final Sale
Two folded sweatshirts, one white and one black, with the phrase 'Close all stores' printed on each.

Featured Products

Street Style Crewneck - Sand Street Style Crewneck - Sand Street Style Crewneck - Sand Street Style Crewneck - Sand Street Style Crewneck - Sand
Street Style Crewneck - Sand
$60.00
Street Style Crewneck - Black Street Style Crewneck - Black Street Style Crewneck - Black Street Style Crewneck - Black Street Style Crewneck - Black
Street Style Crewneck - Black
$60.00

What People Are Saying

Single green tree on a grassy hill under a sky with pink and gray clouds at sunset.

“This product gives me purpose. I no longer feel hopeless about all the stores popping up, polluting my air and stealing my land.”

— Former Tree
Silhouette of a person wearing glasses standing outdoors during sunset or sunrise.

“Finally a movement I can get behind. This is the only shirt I wear because of the comfort, style, and message.”

— Person with an opinion

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Yes.

  • No.

  • Market conditions.

  • We are not authorized to comment.

  • Yes.

    (As with all previous final drops.)

  • "Close all stores" started as an inside joke built around overconfidence and an obviously impossible statement.

    It sounds decisive, important, and final—while offering no context, no plan, and solves nothing.

    Some people read it as anti capitilist.

    Some read it as political.

    Some take it literally.

    All of those reactions are part of the joke.

    If this kind of humor makes sense to you, you may enjoy wearing it.

    If it doesn’t, no action is required.

    Stores remain open.